Caffeine free
A friend of mine was feeling the need of a restorative but had his mother-in-law staying so didn’t want to have anything she might criticise and went into one of the new coffee shops. He asked for a coffee. The attendant asked him what kind he would like, pointing to the long list of varieties he could choose from. My friend looked at the list, couldn’t see anything that looked like just coffee and left, even more stressed than when he went in.