Wee green men

Let me go back to the wee green men, the Leprechauns, and do a little more on their story. To avoid it becoming an Egyptian Corry, I’d gone to the end where they were all safe in Ireland and worked back from there on the plot. Now I’ll have to have a break as I can’t find the paper the plot is written on – well, that’s what you’d expect from anything the Leprechauns are involved in. I heard a man the other day saying – Trust me, I’m Irish. Well, I’m Irish too but I wouldn’t go that far but with this election squabble going on, who do you trust – maybe the man was right and we’d be better off with Paddy Maginty’s goat.
Anyway, what I do remember was that the last trial faced by Han and his people was getting across the Irish Sea – they’d need a boat! Did they have boats in Neanderthal times in Britain? Of course they did, we know Homo Sapiens started in Africa but got to Britain and Ireland and even America and Australia – not clinging on to a bit of driftwood, they didn’t – so they must have had boats, or the continents didn’t start to drift apart until much later than they try to tell us. In any case, the Leprechauns were ingenious and Han’s ancestor Noah, had built the ark with Cubits and there were sticks in Scot;land – trust me I’m Irish, or at least Celtic.